Merch

Now I know what you’re thinking – isn’t it a bit early to be producing merchandise? Right? Wrong…

…Well, actually, you’re right.

But I got a bit over excited and so you can buy all of Pen Wars’ Official Merchandise at CafePress here with such exciting and cutting edge merch as shown below:

An *essential* weapon in a Pen War, how else will you jot down all your annoyances?!

For men and women of all ages, shapes and sizes - take to the streets and recruit yourself an ARMY!

For sipping your tea while you ponder upon what scathing florid literary triumphs will stop them in their tracks!

For the more technologically advanced complaint soldiers, who find their fun with email chains and feedback forms